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The Tapemagpie

This person buys another triple pack of three hour tapes on every shopping outing. The opposite of the Tapemiser, the Tapemagpie probably has two video recorders which record on average for 17.4 hours per day each. Anything can be, and is, recorded because either a) it was reviewed by Barry Norman or b) it may be of historical interest in the future. The Tapemagpie never actually watches anything because they spend all day running between the two machines inserting new tapes, and in any case there is no machine to watch on because they are both tied up recording. You can spot the Tapemagpie from outside their house because their dustbin is overflowing with cellophane packaging.