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The Cagool

This person does not like town life, so they therefore ignore everybody they meet while shopping in the the nearest shopping centre. However, put a rucksack on their back and show them a hill and they will run around talking to everybody (although in fact the people they meet are the very same ones they ignored in the shopping centre). Conversation topics include the weather, the steepness of the hills, the weather, the beauty of the scenery, and the weather. One favourite venue is the Lake District, where several million people go every summer to seek solitude and peace. The Cagool invariably rents a cottage with living conditions which are not acceptable to most of the local spiders, unless they cannot afford such a cottage, in which case they opt for the cheaper, less desirable luxury apartments.