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The Accessory

This person is always surveying the aisle in the motoring shop which contains, among other things, the driving gloves and digital tyre pressure gauges. All of these totally useless things are bought and installed in the Acessory's car. While driving along, seated on wooden beads, the Accessory has access to such information as the temperature of the glove compartment and the compass bearing (vital on any journey to the shops). The large, furry dice swing freely, occasionally nudging the mirror out of position, totally ruining the view of the Garfield and "Mum's Taxi" sticker occupying the rear window, causing the Accessory to take one hand off the furry steering wheel to readjust it.