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Supermarket shoppers
The Partygiver

The Partygiver is on a special expedition to get a few things in for a party. They take a trolley and head straight for the alcohol section. They then fill the bottom half of the trolley with boxes of wine, six-packs of beer, martini, and a few token non-alcoholic drinks. The most important business done, they then have a look around for a few extras. These include some novelty shaped crisps, some frozen sausage rolls and, after checking with an assistant which aisle they are on, some plastic glasses. When the Partygiver reaches the checkout, the assistant develops the urge to smile irritatingly and say "It's everyone round to your house tonight then."