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       The 
        Poet Of Christmas Past
       By 
        Andy Sutton 
         
        Did you spy the 
        door knocker changing? 
        Did your ears hear chains being hauled? 
        Which foretell three poets shall join you 
        Past, Present, Future we’re called
       It's too late to 
        hope you'll escape us 
        The dice of this haunting is cast 
        The first one is nigh, so be ready 
        The Poet of Christmases Past 
      Some two-thousand 
        times have I been here 
        Plus twenty-three more years are gone 
        It's hard to remember at my age 
        They sort of all merge into one 
      Christmas began in 
        year zero 
        Long before reindeer and sprouts 
        Long before Dudley Moore elf had 
        Some awkward but logical doubts 
      First one was small, 
        in a stable 
        Though much of it seems like a blur 
        Was it gold that was left as a gift then? 
        But frankincense, really? And myrrh? 
       Along came performing 
        of pantos 
        With low rent celebrity cast 
        I tell you, be glad each one’s over 
        Those terrible Christmases past 
      Forgettable 
        X Factor singles 
        Except Rage Against the Machine 
        And tiresome John Lewis adverts 
        We’ve even had Covid nineteen 
      When young they were 
        full of excitement  
        With so many markets and fairs 
        I'm too old for that, I'm just grateful 
        If I know why I came upstairs 
      So watch out for 
        someone much sharper 
        Who champions worker and peasant 
        And offers more cynical views as 
        The Poet of Christmas that’s Present 
       
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