Book: Plastic Viking Helmets
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The Biannuals This is a couple who shop once around September and again in March. They buy everything they might possibly need to last them for six months. They arrive at about 6pm in a large, four wheel drive car, both wearing jeans and sweatshirts, with two young children optional. On entering the shop they systematically sweep up and down the aisles taking several of everything. They have two trolleys each, one being pulled and one being pushed, which end up with goods stacked up to two feet above their sides. They pay the bill, which is a larger number than most phone numbers, by credit card. |