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The Perfect
This is the person who looks after every crease, every fold and every stitch with ultimate care. Even when they have been fighting their way around the crowded town centre shopping for three hours this person looks as though they have just stepped out of a mail order catalogue. Many Perfects are able to hover discretely slightly above the ground so that their shoes do not come into contact with the floor. The perfect has a special detector which can detect an item as small as a human hair on their knitted top, even if it is resting lightly out of sight behind the left shoulder blade. The Perfect also is able to perform the necessary contortions required to remove such a hideous disfigurement without affecting the razor sharp creases in any garment. For most people a nightmare would involve something like severe physical injury, yet for the Perfect the worst possible catastrophe is the loss of a button.