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The Vocalist
Vocalists tend to sit a couple of tables away from you if you are lucky. If you are unlucky, there is one in your party. This person wants everybody to know that they are fully in command, and not likely to let the staff at this restaurant get away with anything. They complain about every possible facet of the occasion. The worst of it is that their complaints are not restricted to their own experiences, but also extend to yours. Regardless of the fact that you would rather carry on with the same dish despite the slight chip on the underside of your plate, the vocalist insists that the waiter takes it away and brings you a fresh meal. You consequently have to wait for fifteen minutes, watching everybody else enjoy theirs, then sit in acute embarrassment later while they watch you try to enjoy yours.